Burned alive or die in a car crash
Have no toe nails or no finger nails
Skip Christmas or you’re birthday
No hair on your scalp or no eyebrows
Fly or the ability to read minds
Eat poop or drink pee
Be homeless or jobless
Drown to death or be buried alive
Shortest person or tallest person
Starve to death or choke to death
Burp when you fart or fart when you burp
Meet Michael Jackson or Elvis Presley
Be the fastest reader or fastest runner
Have hair so oily that it drips or have a booger that moves when you breathe
Fight Mike Tyson or talk like him
Know everything or nothing at all
Be a singer or an acter(ress)
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